From: Ali Erdinç Köroglu (erdinc@erdinc.info)
Date: Thu 13 Jan 2005 - 11:29:54 EET
Şenlik 2005'e birşeyler yapıp yetiştireyim ozaman :)
On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 11:24:35 +0200
Gokmen GOKSEL <gokmen@nowa.gen.tr> wrote:
> Buna bir de müzik yapmak lazım :P
>
> Prş, 2005-01-13 tarihinde 05:28 +0200 saatinde, Umit Bozkir yazdı:
> > "Bus error (core dumped)" ile ilgili bir arama yaparken cikan
> > sonuclardan birini paylasayim dedim.
> > http://www.linuxmafia.com/pub/humour/cant-parse-this
> >
> >
> > [Author's identity has been lost]
> >
> >
> > rap it to the tune of "U Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer,
> > and watch your phrasing.... :)
> >
> >
> > (c) 1991 Radio Free Lerxstwood
> >
> > can't parse this
> >
> >
> > my assignments hit me so hard
> > make me say, "oh my lord
> > thank you for blessin me
> > with a load to code and a 2 hype seat"
> > right here, in front of a Sparc
> > looks good in the light, looks better in the dark
> > but it tells me - in a manner quite harsh
> > "This is a string I can't parse"
> >
> > (I told ya, kludge-boy)
> > Can't Parse This
> > (yea, a fatal error and you know)
> > Can't Parse This
> > (look at that code, maaaan)
> > Can't Parse This
> > (yo lemme bust some funky diagnostics)
> >
> > "fresh new bugs, and errors
> > your code is more than compiler terror
> > it's rotten - to the core
> > i don't like it but you know i'll get more
> > than i can handle hold on
> > identifier not found or your semicolon's gone
> > step back - step back
> > can't you see i'm developing a crack
> > in my hardware - your code's a farce
> > cause this is a string I Can't Parse"
> >
> > (yo i told ya)
> > Can't Parse This
> > (why you sittin there, man)
> > Can't Parse This
> > (yo, sound the terminal bell, ya got mail, sucka)
> >
> > compile-time bugs disrupt my rhythm
> > it's tellin me trash is what i'm givin him
> > it's garbage, in and out
> > but instead of a nice little a.out
> > i get feedback
> > fed back
> > to me by this here RISC machine
> > no fun
> > what's it gonna take in the 90s to run these programs
> > 4GLs?
> > either learn those or wind up in hell
> >
> > that's longWORD because you know
> > Can't Parse This
> > Can't Parse This
> >
> > top-down!
> >
> > Stop! Compile Time!
> >
> > go with the flow
> > it is said if you can't write in C then you probably are dead
> > so wave K&R in the air
> > waste a few nights, run your fingers thru your hair
> > this is it
> > no dinner - code like this and you'll surely get thinner
> > sitting
> > on your rump
> > watch your machine cause it's gonna do a dump
> > dump dump dump (core dumped)
> >
> > Can't Parse This
> > Can't Parse This
> > (ya better get Turbo cause I can't)
> > I Can't Parse This
> > (ring the bell, your mail's been returned)
> >
> > shutdown!
> >
> > Stop! Link Time!
> >
> > Can't Parse This
> > Can't Parse This
> > Can't Parse This
> >
> > slowdown!
> > Stop! Run Time!
> >
> > every time I program
> > it complains about my code
> > maybe i'm in the wrong book or Emacs is in the wrong mode
> > now i know that i'll never stop doing this
> > cause our 3rd party software keeps on giving us fits
> > i did an RTFM
> > read K&R all day
> > it's "Error!" "Big Error!" "Nasty Error!" "FATAL ERROR!"
> > so instead i'll go and play
> >
> > Can't Parse This
> > Can't Parse This
> > I Can't Parse This
> > (yeah)
> > Can't Parse This
> > (i told ya, wahoos,)
> > Can't Parse This
> > (too many symbols)
> > Can't Parse This
> > (yo, we're outa here)
> > Can't P-- bus error (core dumped)
Sevgiler
Ali Erdinç Köroğlu
http://www.erdinc.info
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