From: Gokmen GOKSEL (gokmen@nowa.gen.tr)
Date: Thu 13 Jan 2005 - 11:24:35 EET
Buna bir de müzik yapmak lazım :P
Prş, 2005-01-13 tarihinde 05:28 +0200 saatinde, Umit Bozkir yazdı:
> "Bus error (core dumped)" ile ilgili bir arama yaparken cikan
> sonuclardan birini paylasayim dedim.
> http://www.linuxmafia.com/pub/humour/cant-parse-this
>
>
> [Author's identity has been lost]
>
>
> rap it to the tune of "U Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer,
> and watch your phrasing.... :)
>
>
> (c) 1991 Radio Free Lerxstwood
>
> can't parse this
>
>
> my assignments hit me so hard
> make me say, "oh my lord
> thank you for blessin me
> with a load to code and a 2 hype seat"
> right here, in front of a Sparc
> looks good in the light, looks better in the dark
> but it tells me - in a manner quite harsh
> "This is a string I can't parse"
>
> (I told ya, kludge-boy)
> Can't Parse This
> (yea, a fatal error and you know)
> Can't Parse This
> (look at that code, maaaan)
> Can't Parse This
> (yo lemme bust some funky diagnostics)
>
> "fresh new bugs, and errors
> your code is more than compiler terror
> it's rotten - to the core
> i don't like it but you know i'll get more
> than i can handle hold on
> identifier not found or your semicolon's gone
> step back - step back
> can't you see i'm developing a crack
> in my hardware - your code's a farce
> cause this is a string I Can't Parse"
>
> (yo i told ya)
> Can't Parse This
> (why you sittin there, man)
> Can't Parse This
> (yo, sound the terminal bell, ya got mail, sucka)
>
> compile-time bugs disrupt my rhythm
> it's tellin me trash is what i'm givin him
> it's garbage, in and out
> but instead of a nice little a.out
> i get feedback
> fed back
> to me by this here RISC machine
> no fun
> what's it gonna take in the 90s to run these programs
> 4GLs?
> either learn those or wind up in hell
>
> that's longWORD because you know
> Can't Parse This
> Can't Parse This
>
> top-down!
>
> Stop! Compile Time!
>
> go with the flow
> it is said if you can't write in C then you probably are dead
> so wave K&R in the air
> waste a few nights, run your fingers thru your hair
> this is it
> no dinner - code like this and you'll surely get thinner
> sitting
> on your rump
> watch your machine cause it's gonna do a dump
> dump dump dump (core dumped)
>
> Can't Parse This
> Can't Parse This
> (ya better get Turbo cause I can't)
> I Can't Parse This
> (ring the bell, your mail's been returned)
>
> shutdown!
>
> Stop! Link Time!
>
> Can't Parse This
> Can't Parse This
> Can't Parse This
>
> slowdown!
> Stop! Run Time!
>
> every time I program
> it complains about my code
> maybe i'm in the wrong book or Emacs is in the wrong mode
> now i know that i'll never stop doing this
> cause our 3rd party software keeps on giving us fits
> i did an RTFM
> read K&R all day
> it's "Error!" "Big Error!" "Nasty Error!" "FATAL ERROR!"
> so instead i'll go and play
>
> Can't Parse This
> Can't Parse This
> I Can't Parse This
> (yeah)
> Can't Parse This
> (i told ya, wahoos,)
> Can't Parse This
> (too many symbols)
> Can't Parse This
> (yo, we're outa here)
> Can't P-- bus error (core dumped)
-- gokmen-.-nowa.gen.tr gökmen göksel
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