Re: [Linux-sohbet] Dokundur

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PrÅŸ, 2005-01-13 tarihinde 11:29 +0200 saatinde, Ali ErdinÃ§ KÃ¶roglu
yazdÄ±:
> Åenlik 2005'e birÅŸeyler yapÄ±p yetiÅŸtireyim ozaman :)
> 
> On Thu, 13 Jan 2005 11:24:35 +0200
> Gokmen GOKSEL <gokmen@nowa.gen.tr> wrote:
> 
> > Buna bir de mÃ¼zik yapmak lazÄ±m :P
> > 
> > PrÅŸ, 2005-01-13 tarihinde 05:28 +0200 saatinde, Umit Bozkir yazdÄ±:
> > >  "Bus error (core dumped)" ile ilgili bir arama yaparken cikan
> > > sonuclardan birini paylasayim dedim. 
> > > http://www.linuxmafia.com/pub/humour/cant-parse-this
> > > 
> > > 
> > > [Author's identity has been lost]
> > > 
> > > 
> > > rap it to the tune of "U Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer,
> > > and watch your phrasing.... :)
> > > 
> > > 
> > > (c) 1991 Radio Free Lerxstwood
> > > 
> > > can't parse this
> > > 
> > > 
> > > my assignments hit me so hard
> > > make me say, "oh my lord
> > > thank you for blessin me
> > > with a load to code and a 2 hype seat"
> > > right here, in front of a Sparc
> > > looks good in the light, looks better in the dark
> > > but it tells me -  in a manner quite harsh
> > > "This is a string I can't parse"
> > > 
> > > (I told ya, kludge-boy)
> > > Can't Parse This
> > > (yea, a fatal error and you know)
> > > Can't Parse This
> > > (look at that code, maaaan)
> > > Can't Parse This
> > > (yo lemme bust some funky diagnostics)
> > > 
> > > "fresh new bugs, and errors
> > > your code is more than compiler terror
> > > it's rotten - to the core
> > > i don't like it but you know i'll get more
> > > than i can handle hold on
> > > identifier not found or your semicolon's gone
> > > step back - step back
> > > can't you see i'm developing a crack
> > > in my hardware - your code's a farce
> > > cause this is a string I Can't Parse"
> > > 
> > > (yo i told ya)
> > > Can't Parse This
> > > (why you sittin there, man)
> > > Can't Parse This
> > > (yo, sound the terminal bell, ya got mail, sucka)
> > > 
> > > compile-time bugs disrupt my rhythm
> > > it's tellin me trash is what i'm givin him
> > > it's garbage, in and out
> > > but instead of a nice little a.out
> > > i get feedback
> > > fed back
> > > to me by this here RISC machine
> > > no fun
> > > what's it gonna take in the 90s to run these programs
> > > 4GLs?
> > > either learn those or wind up in hell
> > > 
> > > that's longWORD because you know
> > > Can't Parse This
> > > Can't Parse This
> > > 
> > > top-down!
> > > 
> > > Stop!  Compile Time!
> > > 
> > > go with the flow
> > > it is said if you can't write in C then you probably are dead
> > > so wave K&R in the air
> > > waste a few nights, run your fingers thru your hair
> > > this is it
> > > no dinner - code like this and you'll surely get thinner
> > > sitting
> > > on your rump
> > > watch your machine cause it's gonna do a dump
> > > dump dump dump (core dumped)
> > > 
> > > Can't Parse This
> > > Can't Parse This
> > > (ya better get Turbo cause I can't)
> > > I Can't Parse This
> > > (ring the bell, your mail's been returned)
> > > 
> > > shutdown!
> > > 
> > > Stop!  Link Time!
> > > 
> > > Can't Parse This
> > > Can't Parse This
> > > Can't Parse This
> > > 
> > > slowdown!
> > > Stop!  Run Time!
> > > 
> > > every time I program
> > > it complains about my code
> > > maybe i'm in the wrong book or Emacs is in the wrong mode
> > > now i know that i'll never stop doing this
> > > cause our 3rd party software keeps on giving us fits
> > > i did an RTFM
> > > read K&R all day
> > > it's "Error!" "Big Error!" "Nasty Error!" "FATAL ERROR!"
> > > so instead i'll go and play
> > > 
> > > Can't Parse This
> > > Can't Parse This
> > > I Can't Parse This
> > > (yeah)
> > > Can't Parse This
> > > (i told ya, wahoos,)
> > > Can't Parse This
> > > (too many symbols)
> > > Can't Parse This
> > > (yo, we're outa here)
> > > Can't P-- bus error (core dumped)
> 
> Sevgiler
> Ali ErdinÃ§ KÃ¶roÄŸlu
> http://www.erdinc.info
> 
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