From: Sancar Saran (saran@sim.com.tr)
Date: Wed 04 Jun 2003 - 10:08:09 EEST
For Immediate Release
June 3, 2003
Salt Lake City, Utah, USA
The SCO Group is proud to announce the latest product in its family of
software products. "LawsuitClusterFuck(tm)" uses advanced SCO
technologies to send out threatening letters to random businesses
harvested from the internet.
"It's a great day for the internet, open source and business!"
proclaimed SCO spokesperson Charles F. Uckwad, III. "If you wanted
to send out menacing extortion letters before, one would have to
look up the address of the recipient in a phone book. Now, with
"LawsuitClusterFuck(tm)"
you just need to write up the threat as a standard form letter. Using
standard variable names such as $COMPANY, $SHAKEDOWN_AMOUNT and
$LIE_NUM the LawsuitClusterFuck software will use SCO's advanced
heuristics to fill in the blanks. You'll need to hire an army of
envelope stuffers!"
The SCO Group is based in Salt Lake City, Utah and has done nothing of
interest for many years.