Subject: Re: [LINUX:7238] biraz eglence
From: bourne (bourne@holyfire.com)
Date: Tue 06 Jul 1999 - 14:57:04 EET DST
Selam,
Mailinizi gorunce ben de bana ilginc gelen adresleri yazayim dedim.
Unix Humor :
http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Vista/8009/index1.html
http://www.pvv.ntnu.no/~steinl/vitser/unix.html
Linux Humor :
http://i-want-a-website.com/about-linux/
Bir de Win95 Upgrade Source Code var :
#include <windows.h>
#include <system_errors.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
main()
{
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
printf("Welcome to Windoze 3.999 (we might get it right \
or just call it Chicargo)\n");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
while(1) {
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
if (rand() < 0.9)
crash(complete_system);
}
return(unrecoverable_system);
}
-Can
On Thu, 1 Jul 1999, Murat BICER wrote:
> Yogun is hayatinizda birazcik gulumseyebildiyseniz ne mutlu.
>
>
>
> > Funny Unix csh/sh commands:
> > ===============================
> > % cat "food in cans"
> > cat: can't open food in cans
> > % nice man woman
> > No manual entry for woman.
> > % rm God
> > rm: God nonexistent
> > % ar t God
> > ar: God does not exist
> > % ar r God
> > ar: creating God
> > % "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
> > Unmatched ".
> > % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
> > Missing ].
> > % ^How did the sex change operation go?
> > ^ Modifier failed.
> > % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what
> > would I have?
> > Too many ('s.
> > % make love
> > Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
> > % sleep with me
> > bad character
> > % got a light?
> > No match.
> > % man: why did you get a divorce?
> > man:: Too many arguments.
> > % !:say, what is saccharine?
> > Bad substitute.
> > % %blow
> > %blow: No such job.
> > /* not csh but sh */
> > $ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense
> > no sense in pretending!
> > $ drink bottle: cannot open
> > opener: not
>
>
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