Subject: biraz eglence
From: Murat BICER (murat@computer.org)
Date: Thu 01 Jul 1999 - 08:17:12 EET DST
Yogun is hayatinizda birazcik gulumseyebildiyseniz ne mutlu.
> Funny Unix csh/sh commands:
> ===============================
> % cat "food in cans"
> cat: can't open food in cans
> % nice man woman
> No manual entry for woman.
> % rm God
> rm: God nonexistent
> % ar t God
> ar: God does not exist
> % ar r God
> ar: creating God
> % "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
> Unmatched ".
> % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
> Missing ].
> % ^How did the sex change operation go?
> ^ Modifier failed.
> % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what
> would I have?
> Too many ('s.
> % make love
> Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
> % sleep with me
> bad character
> % got a light?
> No match.
> % man: why did you get a divorce?
> man:: Too many arguments.
> % !:say, what is saccharine?
> Bad substitute.
> % %blow
> %blow: No such job.
> /* not csh but sh */
> $ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense
> no sense in pretending!
> $ drink bottle: cannot open
> opener: not
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