[linux-sohbet] Fw: wife 1.0 application problems

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From: Özgür Özasla (ozguro@ins.itu.edu.tr)
Date: Wed 25 Dec 2002 - 16:25:44 EET


Merhabalar,
Bence çok güzel... Ilginizi çeker diye düsünüyorum... :-)
Selamlar...

Aras. Gör. Özgür ÖZASLAN
http://ozaslan.ifbim.itu.edu.tr

     Dear Tech Support:
     I am desperate for some help. I recently
 upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found
 that the new program began unexpected child processing
 and also took up a lot of space and valuable
 resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product
 brochure.

     In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all
 other programs and launches during system
 initialisation where it monitors all other system
 activity.

     Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and
 Golf 5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever
 selected. Attempting to operate Sunday Football 6.3
 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I

 cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst
 attempting to run any of my favourite applications. I
 am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but
 de-install doesn't work on this program. Please help!

     Joe

     *************************************

     Dear Joe,

     This is a very common problem resulting from a
 basic misunderstanding. Many men upgrade from
 Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is
 merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Whereas
 Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its
 creator to run everything. You are unlikely to be able
 to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend
 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this and it is
 impossible to de-install, delete or purge the program
 files from the system once installed.

     Some people have tried to install Girlfriend
 8.0 or Wife 2.0, but have ended up with even more
 problems. (See in manual under Alimony/Child Support
 and Solicitors Fees). Having Wife 1.0 installed myself

 I recommend you keep it installed and deal with the
 difficulties as best you can.

     When any faults or problems occur, whatever
 you think has caused them, you must run the
 C:\I APOLOGISE program and avoid attempting to
 use the *Esc-key. It may be necessary to run
 C:\ I APOLOGISE a number of times,but hopefully
 eventually the operating system will return to
 normal.
 Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program can
 be very rewarding.
 To get the most out of it consider buying additional
 software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0. Do
 not under any circumstances install Secretary (Short
 Skirt version)as this is not a supported application
 for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly
 crash.

     Best of luck
     Tech Support

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