From: Tanju Aktuğ (aktugt@hipokrat.org)
Date: Fri 28 Jun 2002 - 18:19:37 EEST
10 mesajdan 8'i bu tur gariplikler olsa da, bu hos bir gariplik...
LINUX woman: Önerilerinizi bekliyor....
Tanju
Which type of Woman is your Girlfriend?
INTERNET woman: woman of difficult access.
SERVER woman: always busy when you need her.
WINDOWS woman: everyone knows that she can't do a thing right,
but no one can live without her.
EXCEL woman: they say she can do a lot of things
but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
D.O.S woman : everyone had her at least once, but no one wants her
anymore.
VIRUS woman: also known as "wife"; when you are not expecting her,
she comes, install herself and uses all your resources.
If you try to disinstall her you will lose something,
if you don't try to disinstall her you will lose everghing.
SCREENSAVER woman: she is not worth for anything, but at least she is
fun!
RAM woman: she forgets everghing you say when you disconnect her.
HARD-DISK woman: she remembers everghing, FOR EVER.
MULTIMEDIA woman: she makes horrible things look beautiful.
USER woman: She fucks up everghing she does and she ask always more than
she needs.
CD-ROM woman: she is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL woman: Every ten things she says, eight are bulls hit....
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