From: Doruk Fisek (dfisek@fisek.com.tr)
Date: Wed 31 Jul 2002 - 11:31:45 EEST
A bit of poetry (with apologies to JRR Tolkien):
Three ALTER TABLEs to make the AUTO_INCREMENT column complete,
Seven UPDATES for the INTEGER column to prevent disaster,
Nine for TEMPORARY data doomed to DELETE,
One REPLACE for the replication MASTER
In the land of MySQL where the dolphin plays.
One query to rule them all, one SELECT to find them,
One fetch_row() to bring them all and in the server JOIN them
In the land of MySQL where the dolphin plays
- Copyright Carsten Pedersen 2002