From: Enver ALTIN (enveraltin@yahoo.com)
Date: Sat 04 Nov 2000 - 17:01:44 EET
I think it'd be interesting to read. That's why I'm forwarding.. :) Enjoy!
Bunu okumanin ilginc oldugunu dusunuyorum, bunun icin iletiyorum.. :) Tadini
cikarin..
Danny Smalle <dsmalle@village.uunet.be>, ileti haberinde
yazılanlar:<t8oBOiUo1V4xxmRt8TlXUstVFx5p@4ax.com>...
> Unrelated and adaptable for all situations... s:-)
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> God looks down on earth regularly, like we check our email. Recently,
> He was very annoyed with all that's going on and He got depressed. So
> finally He decided to stop the experiment down here as of next
> wednesday.
> But He's not up to presenting the bad tiding Himself, He has another
> startup somewhere in another galaxy so He invites 3 Important Persons
> up to have lunch with Him, they'll have to break the news down below.
>
> So up come Bill Clinton, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Fuller. They have a
> pleasant lunch with God, and enjoy themselves - up to the moment where
> He announces that next wednesday is "The final curtain".
>
> The three go back to Earth to their respective institutions to explain
> what's going to happen, and it goes like this:
>
> First Putin (I guess they were above Russia, so he got down first).
> Before the full assembly of the Duma he starts to explain:
> "Comrades, I have bad news, even twice bad news. First of all, you
> know, we communists have never believed in God and we always thought
> we were right, but no Comrades, we were wrong. God exists, it's true,
> I had lunch with Him today. Second bad news is that He announced that
> on wednesday He's going to stop His work here, He's had enough of
> it..."
>
> Meantime, in the U.S., President Clinton stands before the senate, and
> he tells them:
> "My friends, I have good news and bad news. The good news first... You
> know, the U.S. are a country of believers, and we have always believed
> in God, even during tough times. Well my friends, we were right to
> believe! God exists, it's true, I had lunch with Him today. The bad
> news is that He announced that He's going to stop things here next
> wednesday, He's had enough of it..."
>
> And at the same moment in California, Dale Fuller sits with together
> with his team in the board room and he tells them this: "Dear
> collegues, I have good news, even twice good news. I suppose most of
> you believe in God, well you know, you did well to believe. God
> exists, it's true, I had lunch with Him today. Second good news is
> that we don't have to continue with the development of Kylix..."
>
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