Fwd: About Bill (fwd)

Ugur ELCI (uelci@tubitak.gov.tr)
Tue, 3 Mar 1998 13:58:45 +0300 (EET)


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Date: Tue, 03 Mar 1998 11:36:48 +0200
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Subject: Fwd: About Bill
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>Gunaydin. Sizlere bir fikra gorderiyorum. Umarim begenirsiniz. Iyi
>gunler....
>
>
>Bill Gates dies and finds himself being sized up by God...
>"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to
>send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society
>by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also
>created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never
>done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."
>Bill replied, "Well, what's the difference between the two?"
>God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly, to see if
>it will help your decision.
>"Fine, but where should I go first?" Bill asked.
>"I'll leave that up to you," God replied.
>"Okay, then," said Bill. "Let's try Hell first."
>So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear
>waters and lots of beautiful women running around, playing in the
>water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining; the
>temperature perfect. He was very pleased.
>"This is great," he told God. "If this is hell, I really want to see
>heaven."
>"Fine," said God, and off they went. Heaven was a place high in the
>clouds, with angels drifting about, playing harps and singing. It was
>nice, but not as enticing as Hell.
>Bill thought for a quick minute, and rendered his decision.
>"Hmmm, I think I'd prefer Hell," he told God.
>"Fine," replied God, "as you desire."
>So Bill Gates went to Hell.
>Two weeks later, God decided to check on the late billionaire to see how
>he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill, shackled to a
>wall screaming amongst hot flames in dark caves, being burned and
>tortured by demons, with no one to help him out of his dilemma no
>matter how loud he screamed.
>"How's everything going?" He asked Bill.
>Bill responded with his voice filled with anguish and tormented
>disappointment. "This is awful. This is nothing like the Hell I visited
>two weeks ago. I can't believe this is happening. What happened to that
>other place, with the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the
>water????"
>"Oh," God said, "that was Hell 3.1. This is Hell 95."
>

Ugur ELCI
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